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what happens when you tie your shoe strings to a dump truck when it is going 60 miles an hour?

2006-10-19 04:36:26 · 34 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

34 answers

you wish you would have stayed in bed that day or you kiss you butt goodbye cause life is over as you knew it.

2006-10-19 04:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I could tie my shoe strings to a dump truck WHILE it was going 60 miles an hour I wouldn't be worrying about what happens.

2006-10-19 04:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Scotsman 5 · 1 0

I don't know- I assume you'd have to be running at least 60 miles an hour to actually tie your shoe strings to the dump truck as it is going 60 mph. Once you do that, I imagine rope burn is the first symptom....

2006-10-19 04:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by wvucountryroads 5 · 0 0

If ur smart u will tie ur shoe to the passenger side mirror while ur sit happily and safe in the passenger seat with ur feet hanging out the window...if u wanna try tying it to the back bumper n then going 60mph, well....You will fall off into a ditch, or back on the road just to get hit by the car behind the dump truck, being seriously injured, possibly dying....and the worst part is....you will lose ur shoes! lol

2006-10-19 04:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Be they be mine or yours, be they be tied to dump Truck or any Speeding Car going at 60 miles per hour , every thing will depends where they have been tied, if they are tied at a place where there is no wind blowing then they would keep quite and if they are exposed to wind then they would fly like a Kites tail , making funny sounds !!! Good intelligent One !!! Liked it!

2006-10-19 04:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

you will start flying like never before. In the meantime, you can grab a sandwich off the table of a cafe that you pass by, smack a kid on the head by the roadside, finally slamming into the truck when it stops and splurting your brain juice all over the road.

2006-10-19 04:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You get dragged hundreds of yards behind a dump trunk while the pavement penetrates through your clothing allowing your bare skin to be dragged on the pavement...lots of rasberries.

2006-10-19 04:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by Veronica B 2 · 0 0

I would need to know if your if the shoe string comes with your shoe and if it is on your feet.

And even then I wouldn't know cause it never has been done before.

2006-10-19 07:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0 0

well depending on how good u tie and what u are wearing lets just Say u'll be a human wheel burning flesh not rubber

2006-10-19 05:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mr.Woods 1 · 0 0

when you reach your destination... the shoe strings still tied up in the dump truck....and only God knows where you are!!!

2006-10-19 04:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Adele 4 · 0 0

Receive a speeding ticket

2006-10-19 04:38:59 · answer #11 · answered by S U P R A M 1 · 0 0

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