a toadstool or a wheelchair?
2006-10-19 04:32:38 · 16 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a toadstool, you may be a fungus but at least you don't get sat on by disabled people, but when you do get sat on, you get sat on by fairies cos they dance round toadstools and if anyone says that fairies don't exist they are WRONG!!!!
2006-10-19 05:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by ameebas rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A toadstool poisons people, a wheelchair doesn't
2006-10-19 04:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by PAULINE P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wheelchair - I could go anywhere I wanted - I could do wheelies. What would I be able to do as a toadstool?
2006-10-19 05:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A toadstool. Presumably my lifespan wouldn't be long and I'd be in danger of some evil kid coming along and kicking me for fun (in which case instant death), but hopefully I'd live somewhere pretty and tranquil in the countryside.
A wheelchair will be farted on by numerous people during its lifetime, and probably old people with be incontinent on it....
2006-10-19 04:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by drblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a toadstool? But maybe a wheelchair........ I don't think I would want a butt in my face though ;)
God Bless and Be Safe:)
2006-10-19 04:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Yeah it's me................ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a toadstool because, if you remember Super Mario, Toadstool was a princess. Princesses are rich. I want to be rich.
2006-10-19 04:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would compromise in the name of fairness to all and say, a Wheelie Toadstool!!
2006-10-19 04:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by brian l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that I would rather be a wheelchair so that I could go places and help people get around.
2006-10-19 04:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Rhonda O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheel chairs, toadstools are really small.
2006-10-19 04:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by da202101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wheelchair it has a longer life
2006-10-19 04:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by bty53404242 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋