2006-10-19 04:29:59 · 15 answers · asked by Vimto 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What, can make, a hippopotamus, smile?
What, can make, him walk more, then a mile?
Its not a party paper hats! a barel of candy that makes him fat!
THATS NOT WHAT HIPPOS DO! NO, NO!
(matterafactly) They, ooz through the gooze with batting shoes, they wade through the water till' there lips turn blue, thats what hippos do! uh,huh!
What, can make, a hippopotamus, smile?
What, can make, him walk more, then a mile?
Its not a tune on the old violin, or listenen to the whistlen wind.
THATS NOT WHAT HIPPO'S DO! NO NO!
They, ooz through the gooze with batting shoes, they wade through the water till' there lips turn blue, thats what hippos do! uh,huh!
2006-10-19 04:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by wimbledon andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will have to get a 'face lift' so that his smile should n't look like a guffa Laugh !!! or Ask any female Hippo how she manages to get One?
2006-10-19 11:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Challenge him to a game of hungary hippos!
2006-10-19 11:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by Diesel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider the poor hippopotamus:
His life is unduly monotonous.
He lives half asleep
At the edge of the deep
And his face is as big as his bottom is.
Introduce him to a member of the opposite sex!
2006-10-19 11:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it love or another hippo lover
2006-10-19 11:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hippo? Pot he must smoke.
2006-10-19 15:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him/her a free mud bath/massage and pedicure or if that fails, give them a Rhino horn to play with.
2006-10-19 11:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask Mrs Pilkinton
2006-10-19 11:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it some hippo-pot(amus)
2006-10-19 11:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whisper sweet nothings in it's ear.
2006-10-19 11:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by PAULINE P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋