Iv'e told her that all husbands do that and it's a sign of her good cooking,
iv'e also told her that men only keep their pants clean when they are courting. "How many of you are on my side " i need your suppert !!
2006-10-19 03:40:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
I new this question would get a responce ! The things you have to do to get noticed !!!
2006-10-19 03:58:25 · update #1
~That's very true
She should only be bitching when she finds lipstick on them
2006-10-19 03:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why can't men wipe their bums? Here's a quick lesson for you:
a) remove pants
b)sit on the porcelain god
c) do your business (take your time though, we wouldn't want to risk piles!)
d) Tear off 5-6 sheets of loo roll, make sure to fold them so as to avoid ye old finger in poo trick.
e) Using the newly folded loo roll you should wipe your *** from front to back, ensuring that you fold the paper again after each wipe.
f) When you can wipe your *** without creating "art" on the tissue you are finished and can replace your pants and flush the toilet.
g) Wash your hands!!!
Remember men, if you can't stick to this you will be forced to wear panty liners!
2006-10-19 03:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Dancing Queen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only straight men have skid marks in their udies. Woofties are always spotlessly clean, always ready for the next sh*g
2006-10-19 06:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by charterman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you looked into the possibility that she herself is creating fake skid marks in your pants in attempt to belittle and control you? Try smearing chocolate in the bed, on her side, then lambast her about it, perhaps somewhere public.
2006-10-19 04:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are obviously wrong dude! you are not wiping well..I have known my husband for 5 yrs going on 6 and i have never seen a skid mark on his underwear...yukky!! gross....
your statement of men only keep....is not true...you are a very unhygienic and not a clean person .....i pity your wife...
2006-10-19 05:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just don't understand - is it that men are unable to use toilet paper or wipe properly? Or do you just have weak anal sphincters? I don't think it can be the latter as incontinence is more common in women than in men - you don't have the excuse of child-birth.
I can only conclude that you are all dirty scuzzers. Please use more loo roll in future and spare your wife these grim 'discoveries'!
2006-10-19 03:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by drblonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It happens to all of us, sometimes you secrete
a little without knowing it especially if your really
active or straining; also be sure to wipe real good. Some juices will also create this problem.
2006-10-19 03:48:52 · answer #7 · answered by Paul M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do have a problem, in fact two. First for asking this question
on Q&A, and the second one you know what it is. Do you really like
to expose yourself to ridicule, you certainly are needing help.
2006-10-19 03:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by Ricky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're fine....my BF has that too when a do the wash...it is not a lot - but just a little color to it....Maybe guys need to wipe a liitle more than they already do?
:-)
2006-10-19 03:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, tell her that is so you will know how to put them on. The skid goes on in the back. She will totally mess you up if she bleaches the stain out.
2006-10-19 03:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! Sounds like you don't know how to wipe. Try using wet wipes next time to get a good clean slid feeling.
2006-10-19 03:42:37 · answer #11 · answered by Love 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋