Finish the limerick!
2006-10-19 03:31:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a young lass from leicester,
who asked for a limerick to test ya,
all the answers she got,
did not hit the spot,
so, she made up her own just to best ya.
2006-10-19 05:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lass from Leicester
who had an admirer called Sylvester
she did everything to dissuade him, but eventually she gave in
so she chose not to fester, instead had Sylvester the pester molest her in Leicester
2006-10-19 03:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lass from Leicester
who was a bit of a jester
She'd streak down the street
in her bare feet
but the police were there,
to arrest her
2006-10-19 04:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by jilli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute pup! i'm greater prepared on reds as that's what I honestly have curled up next to me top now, in spite of the undeniable fact that. :) She's 2, in spite of the undeniable fact that. Oooh. . . i'm uncertain the pizza could do it for me. stable success in getting over it. merely wait till the lovable pup gets adjusted and starts off making pronounced lass' life extremely interesting. Min pins tend to be insane for the 1st 2 years and then pass to basically being variety of nutty each so in lots of cases after that.
2016-11-23 19:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lass from Leicester
Who was touched up once whilst in Chester
But she didn't complain
And she went there again
So all I can say is "God bless her"
2006-10-19 03:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Harrison N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With a pimple that started to fester.
She was feeling all glum, because it was stuck on her bum
And the doctor's never impressed her!
Who joined Save The Whales as a protester
As she yelled at the pier, "save the wales", oh my dear...
She slipped into the water and they ate er!
2006-10-19 03:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who was nicer by far than her sister:
The sister would giggle
And wiggle and jiggle,
But this one would come if you kissed her.
So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave
As to take out and wave
The distiguishing marks of his sex at her.
Whose friends thought they had lost her
Till they found on the grass
The marks of her ars-,
And the knees of the man who had crossed her.
Whose husband once thought he'd lost her
But he found her that night
In the icebox,locked tight
We all had to help him defroster.
2006-10-19 04:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who had a young lad she did pester
She called him all night
and caused such a fright
That his sausage supper did fester!
2006-10-19 03:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who the boys used to follow, and pester.
Her looks were a fright.
And she wasn,t too bright,
But she came up with the goods, if you pressed her!
2006-10-19 03:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one day they came to arrest her,
she ran out the back door
, fell on the floor,
now serving six years in chester
2006-10-19 03:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋