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Is it true (I haven't had the experience myself, it's just what I heard) that if you put your dick in a carp's mouth (assuming the carp's mouth is big enough), it will suck you off?

Is this why coarse fishing is so popular??

2006-10-19 03:29:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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AND another one from Jason who thinks with his d*ck! O well peeps, never mind, we can collect 2 points. I bet you're at work Jason and bored as hell!...... or about 15 years old!

2006-10-19 03:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Caroline 5 · 0 0

Find a really big carp and test the theory with your head first, with any luck it will stop you asking ridiculous questions. By the way if you can't find a suitable carp I've heard that a crocodile is a good substitute

2006-10-19 03:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you were to put your dick in a carps mouth the liklihood that you would lose you dick is very high because at the back of a carps mouth are 2 very bony plates ( pharangeal teeth ) that they use for crushing shell fish such as mussels and the would have no problems crushing your dick if you dont believe me then go ahead and try it but dont say i didnt warn you

2006-10-19 04:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by mr_grumpy 3 · 0 0

carp have SHARP teeth,so if you want your dick,keep it out of the carps mouth

2006-10-19 03:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Carp have sharp teeth and they get pretty pissed off when their not iin water

2006-10-19 03:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by P/T Doctor 2 · 0 0

Umm, strange question. And I don't really know the answer. BUT in at least one state in America it is illegal to do your suggestion. So if you wanted to try your theory out, don't do it there.

2006-10-19 04:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by littlepixie 2 · 0 0

no seriously u do need help. we can tell you have been awake for hours thinking about that

2006-10-19 03:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly B 1 · 0 0

Your genna try it arnt you??Yuck!! But what ever takes your fancy!! x

2006-10-19 03:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by jo 4 · 0 0

u need help

2006-10-19 03:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by x millie x 1 · 0 0

get a life and a blow up doll and u well stay with ur dick!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-19 03:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by melissa_werner2002 1 · 0 0

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