a women goes to see a doctor who happens to be chinese. she asks the doctor what is rong with her as she hasnt had sex in over a year and men run away when we get down to business. doctor says (chinese accent) i need you to strip and get on all fours, so the woman strips and gets on all fours. the doctor says now if you crawl to the far corner and back again for. so the women crawls to the far corner and back again. the doctor says ahh i see the problem, you have exactly disease. the women asks what the hell is that, the doctor answers her, im afraid your face looks exactly like your ar se
2006-10-19 03:12:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he has to be chinese cos when you tell it aloud its a little different and not so obvious cos of the accent you use when you tell it
2006-10-19 03:36:24 · update #1
Sorry dude, illiteracy doesn't make me laugh.
2006-10-19 03:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jokes on here are normally 10 years old or not funny, but that was a good one LOL!!!!!!
welldone n hav you got anymore GOOD jokes?
2006-10-19 03:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So i take it she aint got a nice ar se like me then, "!!!
10 outta 10 mate, wicked!! lol xx
2006-10-19 03:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-10-19 03:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by Montgomery B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it befor but still very funny
2006-10-19 03:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it should be Ed Zackery Disease.. good joke.
2006-10-22 11:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one as "Zachary" disease, this way when you say your face looks "zachary" like your A**, it sounds like a chinese talking broken english. good joke though!
2006-10-19 04:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Michael J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one with all the laughter from other folk it woke me up. LOL
2006-10-19 03:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, the sad thing is I think I know the woman!!!!
2006-10-19 03:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im nearly peeing myself laughing.....good one...reminds me of my mother in-law 10 outta 10
2006-10-19 03:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by jilli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does he have to be Chinese?
2006-10-19 03:33:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋