It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50.
At the second house they presented him with an 18-carat goldwatch.
The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a beautiful blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde beauty fixed him a full English breakfast: bacon, eggs, sausage & tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
2006-10-19 02:19:33 · 13 answers · asked by IndieChick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As she was pouring the coffee Postman Pat noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "But what's the five quid for?"
"Well, I'll tell you the truth" said the blonde, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you and I asked him what to give you.
He said, '###k him. Give him a fiver'.
And then she smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2006-10-19 02:20:18 · update #1
Brilliant!
2006-10-19 02:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by Snogood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the fun, breakfast and the fiver Miss.
Now I am running Email.
2006-10-19 09:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. Just a perfect joke.
2006-10-19 09:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i wanna be a postman on the last day..
2006-10-19 09:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucha warm send of i am too thinking of retiring
2006-10-19 09:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb stuff! keep it going indie
2006-10-19 10:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by S U P R A M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-19 09:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha very funny thanks you I needed the laugh. but I just wish it was written in American... Just joking, it was great... ha ha ha
2006-10-19 10:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke. LOL
2006-10-19 09:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by wingnutrosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-19 17:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋