Sorry, couldn't resist!!?

Question

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regulas basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist...
"Yes" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container..........."TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"....

To Lexi.......Stop reading the joke section.."You've heard them all" lol

Well, thank you Stone!!! XX

Answer 1

lol, I can never get enough of blode jokes, being one myself :). Thought I had heard them all but missed this one.


.... but it really does say "push up bottom" so where else should I put it? ;)

Answer 2

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!

Did you hear about the blonde man who had 8 vasectomies?
He had to -- his wife kept getting pregnant!

There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette sawm 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!

Answer 3

hehehe>>>thats funny>>>>>>>hehe

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag
behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.

Signed - "The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in
a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also
inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do
this to another."

Answer 4

A pretty red head, an ugly brunette, and a regular blonde are given a magic mirror. They are told to look in the mirror and say something true about themselves... If they say something untrue, they'll disappear... if they say something correct, they get to make a wish....

THe red head looks in the mirror and says "I'm ugly" - she then disappears.

The brunette looks in the mirror and says "I'm pretty" - she then disappears.

The Blonde, not quite sure what she'll say, looks in the mirror and says "I think..." - she then disappears.

Answer 5

I may of answered a bit late, but you have started my day with a giggle..have a star x x

Answer 6

Ha. Excellent.

Answer 7

I like that one

Answer 8

Lol. Good one

Answer 9

swedish chemist- a guy walks in and says `i would like to buy a deodarant` - chemist ` de ball or de aresol?` guy replies` no its for under my arms"

Answer 10

Oh Dear!

On subject of jokes:

2 homosexual cowboys in bed. One say "Yup?" other says "Yip!"




Lesbian goes to gynaecologist for examination down below.
Doctor says, "you're very clean down there!"
Lesbian says, "Yes! I have a woman in three times a week!"