he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "is this your husband" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies,snuggling up to him! "You're boyfriend then?" he continues.... "No not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"is it your dad or your brother?" he inquired, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!!" she answers.
"well who in the hell is he then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery!"
2006-10-19 01:44:41 · 34 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe>>>....I knew pretty woman was a "he">>>>>hehehehe
One for pretty woman:
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the WRONG KEY."
2006-10-19 01:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-10-19 01:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by Phantom of the Opera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before!
How about this one.......
A widower 3 times over goes to see her doctor for a check up. The doctor does the check up and sit down to tell her the slightly surprising results that she is still a virgin.
'How did you manage that with 3 husbands?!' He asks
'Well' sighs the widower 'My first husband was a astronomer he just wanted to look at it, my second husband was a psychiatrist he just wanted to talk to it, and my third husband was a stamp collector.........God I miss him!!!!'
2006-10-19 02:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by cheekimadam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-10-19 02:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable, but funny nevertheless. !! 5/10 or maybe 6! ",)
2006-10-19 01:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta remember that one
2006-10-19 02:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Stacy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a keeper
2006-10-19 02:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you stolen jimmy tarbucks joke book?
2006-10-19 01:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - that's a good one, I need to remember that for my colleagues, they will appreacite that.
2006-10-19 01:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by thebigtombs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-19 01:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋