how much poops out of 10 does this qualify as good?
An athiest was taking a walk through the valley of shadow of death woods. My, what majestic trees! What beautiful animals! What powerful rivers! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside a powerful river he heard a loud rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a seven foot grizzly bear charge toward him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked back and saw the bear was closing. He looked again. The bear was even closer. In fear mode his legs failed; he tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but the bear was now on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
The athiest cried out: "Oh my God!" Immediately time stopped, the bear froze, the forest and river went silent. A bright light shone on the athiest, and a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence all these years, teach others I don't exist, even credit what I created and made to cosmic accident. And now you cry out to me, expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to now count you as a believer?"
The athiest looked into the bright light and said: "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian believer now, but perhaps you could grant me a wish: make the bear a Christian instead". "Very well", said the skyward voice. The bright light went out. The sounds of the forest and river resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw about to strike, brought both paws together, bowed his head to the ground, and spoke these words: "Lord, Bless this food I am about to eat, having received it from thy bounty through Christ Jesus the lord. Amen.".
2006-10-19 01:29:35 · 21 answers · asked by triumph the insult comic dog 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have to admit, THIS is quite funny. Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-19 01:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good.
8 poops out of 10.
2006-10-19 08:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a great joke. I give it a 10 and a thumbs up. It's nice to laugh for a change and see that people do have a sense of humor.
2006-10-19 08:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Old but still funny. 7 stars.
I Cr 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
10-19-6
2006-10-19 08:46:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If always liked that joke. I laughed harder when I took out the word athiest and put your name in place of it.
2006-10-19 08:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Giggle. That was funny. I guess the moral of the story is when it's time to die, it's time to die.
Or while the bear is deep in prayer, the man then slipped away, went to Africa and stopped the murder of innoscents in the name of ethnic cleansing in Darfur.
2006-10-19 08:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Vicki 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny!
2006-10-19 08:35:28 · answer #7 · answered by tbear 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
In all honesty, it's way too long to enjoy the punch line.
2006-10-19 08:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by <><><> 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's an old joke, told by weak minds.
Insulting people doesn't win them to Christ :)
2006-10-19 08:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Pretty Funny, lol. i give it an 8/10.
2006-10-19 08:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Unfunny and boring,
You can escape a grizzly by playing dead did you know?
2006-10-19 08:51:50 · answer #11 · answered by Iwishmyhairwasemo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋