coming home drunk covered in lipstick smelling of perfume then slapping the wife on the @rse and saying your next fatty!!!!!
2006-10-19 01:25:34 · 21 answers · asked by simon s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good. How about this one: My wife never knew I drank until I came home sober one night.
2006-10-19 01:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bravery would be someone handling a scary or daunting situation well but without looking for things to need to be brave in - as this is more stupidity in some cases or thrill-seeking.
ie. someone not breaking down, and still seeing the positive sides in life when being told they have cancer
or a paramedic being held at gunpoint remaining calm by not freaking out which would make the situation worse
Thrill seeking-stupidity would be "coming home drunk covered in lipstick smelling of perfume then slapping the wife on the @rse and saying your next fatty!!!!!" or jumping off a very high cliff, just to see if you'll make it (not counting suicidal people)
2006-10-19 01:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by joy_hardyman2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about walking into the Knesset with a collection plate and asking for donations to the Saddam Husein defence fund?
2006-10-19 01:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definition of bravery is the first person to eat an egg.
2006-10-19 04:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that years ago, its a very good one!
Although in the one I heard the word fatty was´nt included!
2006-10-19 02:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by zorroorojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also
definition of bravery - a man with dirrea chancing a fart..
2006-10-19 02:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
calling your wife by another name during sex and holding on for dear life now thats bravery
2006-10-19 01:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r having a bad loose motion n u still take the courage to fart
2006-10-19 01:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by tom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or foolhardy (both of which are really close to one another)
2006-10-19 01:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooh thats harsh good though XD
2006-10-19 01:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by nathanhug2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋