life with a man is like a pack of cards you need a heart to love him,a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his head in and a spade to bury the b-----d.!!!!
2006-10-19 01:18:47 · 21 answers · asked by simon s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha very good
2006-10-19 01:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by karen w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-10-19 13:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.
And just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol
and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump
shoved up his @rse.
2006-10-19 08:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Right on Si! That`s ace!
2006-10-19 08:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's written on the door of a bathroom cubicle in my school.
just thought you should know.
2006-10-19 09:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by fae 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
women are like apples if u don't take care of them they'll go bad hahaha hehehe how u like those apples
2006-10-19 12:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Woods 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the punchline?? That is not a joke but a weak-willed statement.
2006-10-19 08:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by saintee 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Very funny, 10/10! :)
2006-10-19 08:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well in answer to your query...women are like clouds...eventually they disappear and brings sunshine to ya day!!!!
2006-10-19 08:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why cant you number your jokes, like Joke1, Joke2,,, so that they are distinguished?
this one,,,,,, not bad,,,,,,,,
2006-10-19 08:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋