Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: You're wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you!
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them!
2006-10-19
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