Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a small pond. The first blonde yells "How do I get to the other side?' The second blonde replied: "You're already there". I liked that one and wanted to share it.
2006-10-19 01:01:59 · 8 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe>>>typical blondes and jokes>>>>>LOL
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."
2006-10-19 01:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its an okay joke!
Here's mine!
What is the height of stupidity?
Two blondes sitting on a motorcycle fighting for the window seat!
2006-10-19 08:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it...what do you call an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever!!
2006-10-19 09:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by Stacy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. not even sure whose joke i am still laughing at. all funny!
2006-10-19 09:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by baby doodle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-10-19 08:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah...slightly funny...thanks for sharing it!
2006-10-19 08:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it it's sweet :) :)
2006-10-19 08:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL........................
2006-10-19 08:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋