A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
2006-10-18 23:16:25 · 11 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. thats too funny. keep em coming you are definetly helping me get through my day
2006-10-18 23:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That Was Great> Nothing like a loved one takeing one for the team
2006-10-18 23:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh NOOOO! >>> 20/10 <<< speechless... my ribs hurt and i'm crying! omg ROFLOL! That is delightfully messed up! A Definite re-teller! Caught me off guard and Made my day! keep it up! Thanx!
2006-10-19 09:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>naughty people like naughty stuff>>>>hehe <<
2006-10-19 00:24:05
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I'm gonna forward this one.
2006-10-18 23:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2006-10-19 00:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha naughty stuff i like that
2006-10-18 23:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2006-10-19 01:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it back fire
2006-10-20 03:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHOH!
2006-10-18 23:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by clemkids 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋