A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
2006-10-18 21:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
2006-10-18 21:05:05 · update #1
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour!
2006-10-18 21:05:55 · update #2
Just so you know this was forwarded to me via e-mail
2006-10-18 21:07:01 · update #3
Zaazzy! Zaazzy! Zaazzy! You have made my day -that was so good, like a great fiction novel. Hope you have some more? P.S. I guess we could adapt this story to suit ourselves, before we pass it on then everyone wins. Enjoy your day!!...
2006-10-18 21:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK OK You get 10 points! No, wait a minute, I get 10 points. That is if you decide to. Ok How about this. I grant you one point and I get what you get only 10 times more. Aha! So then I do get 10 points!!!
2006-10-19 04:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the nicest jokes I heard in days. I enjoyed in despite being female. It was good without being cheap, vulgar and non - veg
2006-10-19 05:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Peeved with the world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a very good one indeed, i really iam a woman like the one this describes i think
2006-10-19 05:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Sherlock H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good story, when is the book coming out
2006-10-19 05:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheehe>>>>gr8 one>>>>>
I have forwarded this to all my friends for a good laugh.
2006-10-19 07:37:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a women,and i really enjoyed that,
2006-10-19 04:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the hottest joke star of the planet-joke on!
2006-10-19 08:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some how you never fail to make me smile
2006-10-19 06:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think im the dumb woman.
2006-10-19 04:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋