A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
2006-10-18 20:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ettezzil! They were pretty good. Keep them coming.
Did you hear about the two psychics who meet in the street and one said to the other, you have had a bout of the flu, how am I?
2006-10-18 22:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes. The phone joke is too funny!!
LMAO!
2006-10-19 20:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good i'll be telling them to the people i work with if thats fine with you
2006-10-18 20:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah i liked the first joke..
2006-10-18 21:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by doll parts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knoe the 1st joke..2nd joke not bad...
2006-10-18 21:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good..they made me smile,im having a not so good day
Thanks...
2006-10-18 21:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by sugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee hee
2006-10-18 22:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both good well done.....
2006-10-18 22:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are funny stories. Please continue to share jokes. Thanks!
2006-10-18 21:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by Althea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋