Once man was admitted to hospital in a serious condition as the doctor was just about to check him a lady came rushing and said doctor please save Banta singh at any cost, i can spare thousands of rupees (Indian money) for him she gave her contact and went away. Just then another lady came and she pleaded the same she was ready to spare lakhs of rupees, then third and then fourth, and so on,every one said the same that Banta singh should survive. When the doctor went in to check he found Banta singh dead. The doctor was eager to know what was so special about the person and why were so many women interested in him. After a thorough check up he found that Banta singh was having an enormous size inside his pant. The doctor just cut it off and hid it in his bag. in the evening when he reached home he asked his wife to close her eyes as he had brought some surprise for her, she followed, when she opened her eyes she was just shocked to see it and exclaime "My god ! Banta singh is dead
2006-10-18 20:52:28 · 13 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bravo!!! A new Santa Banta!! It lives up to the old ones. Better in fact. Umauh!!!
2006-10-18 22:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Peeved with the world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the rate of 1 to 10, I will give this joke 10! It's Funny, Hilarious!
2006-10-19 04:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Althea 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha poor old Banta. Poor doctor too
2006-10-19 03:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had thousands of rupees, I'd give them to you, my friend! Great joke!
2006-10-19 04:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>pity the doctor>>>>>>funny one>>>LOL
2006-10-19 07:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-19 05:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-19 05:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-19 04:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-19 04:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i did,nt understand the big joke in it.how do allllllll the women know him & what did the doc cut????????????????/
2006-10-19 09:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by sugu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋