A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for
the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
2006-10-18 19:54:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep, the theory can be true, if indeed, ETOH kills the slowest brain cells faster than the better ones.
i hate beer though. i'dr rather sip, like virgin margaritas or prune juice. lol
2006-10-19 04:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....I've seen this theory before, and being a former bartender, I can honestly say, I've seen some pretty dumb people become even more dumb after having beer. Then again, I wasn't particularly working with the most sophisticated clientele either.
2006-10-19 03:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by ladydano3378 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good try! You could call it the Beery Theory and probably get a grant to research it a bit more in depth, like a schooner at least...
2006-10-19 05:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'll find alcohol kills off good cells as well as whatever cells may be present. Nice try, though.^^
2006-10-19 03:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by adrift feline 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but just like a herd of buffalo....if you use this method to many times, your buffalo because hard to find and endangerered...and sometimes they just die out in certain areas and you hope they come back in numbers but they never do because you keep killing them and killing them and killing them...etc
2006-10-19 03:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by statics1977 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. Is this a quote from Cheers?
2006-10-19 03:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by blood_hooks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep tellin' yourself that and drink up!
2006-10-19 02:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by onottopilot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi there!
i have posted it before. and i think it has some truth facts in it
^_^
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgGDPNHqboB.NSRzClnSYIDsy6IX?qid=20060921215225AAWp29Y
2006-10-19 03:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alcoholic?
2006-10-19 04:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Rubbish!!!
2006-10-19 05:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋