An old man was on his death bed, and he wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.
Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
2006-10-18 19:39:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love your jokes- where do you get these things?
2006-10-22 07:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 150 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A ) A good start.
2006-10-19 02:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by donamarie_1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it makes me laugh...gee you know what? the wiser of them all is the Attorney. imagine he issued a check of 30.000 dollars and put it in the coffin, how could a dead person encash the check ..gosh
2006-10-19 02:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by Salvacionf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome ^_^
2006-10-19 02:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Louis T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heehee cute. i liked that one
2006-10-19 14:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO....now that one I liked!!
2006-10-19 07:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lord Cif 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny.lol
2006-10-19 04:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by kitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome...!!
2006-10-19 05:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by docecil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋