A little prospector wearing clean new shoes walked into a saloon.
A big Texan standing at the bar said to his friend, "Watch me make this dude dance."
He walked over to the prospector and said, "You're a foreigner, aren't you? From the East?"
"You might say that," said the prospector, "I'm from Boston and I'm here prospecting for gold."
"Now tell me something," said the Texan, "Can you dance?"
"No"
"Well I'm going to teach you," said the Texan. And with that the Texan took out his gun and started shooting at the prospectors feet.
Hopping, skipping, and jumping the little prospector made it to the door shaking like a leaf.
About an hour later the Texan left the saloon. As soon as he stepped outside the door he heard a loud click.
He looked around and there, four feet from his head was the biggest shotgun he had ever seen.
The little prospector said, "Mr. Texan, have you ever kissed a mules a-s-s?"
"No," said the quick thinking Texan, "but I've always wanted to."
2006-10-18 19:35:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..thx for the jokes..that was funny..:)
2006-10-18 19:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate Andre Johnson, yet i might desire to admit that the Texans are easily contenders now. they might and characteristic overwhelmed the Colts. It would not look like Manning would be waiting for the season opener, pondering Colt's proprietor Jim Irsay merely took a street holiday to Brett Favre's domicile to talk paying for him. So, w/ Manning out a pair video games, the Texans have a respected shot at making the playoffs!
2016-11-23 18:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Finally someone is pickin on the Texan!
2006-10-22 07:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one.
2006-10-18 19:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by busybody12 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that one was good. i liked that one too. keep up the good work
2006-10-19 07:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-18 20:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-18 19:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm that was ok...lemme read your next one
2006-10-19 00:16:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lord Cif 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you lemons.....Grinz ty
2006-10-18 19:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by donamarie_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-18 19:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by Manu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋