Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion to add more warning labels to their products.
Just as the warnings on cigarette packs "rotate" through a variety of cautions, alcohol products will also get one of the following warning notices:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your a-s-s kicked.
2006-10-18 19:05:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How funny, thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-19 03:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO>>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
Thats my favorite!!!
2006-10-18 19:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by kendra dowson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may result in catching STDs.
2006-10-18 19:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by boo! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may lead you to wake up the next morning saying "what the hell happened last night and who the hell is this".
2006-10-18 19:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by *~ ^_NaNa_^ ~* 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
warning: the consumption of alcohol does cause you to get pregnant, see pink elephants, the lights! the lights!
2016-05-22 01:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning: Females with more facial hair than you may be found immensely attractive
2006-10-18 19:09:25 · answer #6 · answered by Joseph H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang! I needed the one about the bra and panties! Where are they anyway?
2006-10-18 19:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,i just drink it
2006-10-18 19:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by matmunirss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not all, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfGjPqI424E
2006-10-18 20:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by IMonfir3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋