One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His walk was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty liquor bottles.
"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!" the mailman comments.
Bob, in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for a party and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing Who Am I?"
The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our privates showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."
2006-10-18 18:50:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
D'oh........LOL....i guess the mailman has been busy.....hahaha.....that was a very nice joke.......really brightening my day.....
2006-10-19 01:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I love those hot mailmen:)
2006-10-19 02:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good game.
2006-10-19 04:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that is so funny!
2006-10-22 12:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha Funny
2006-10-19 01:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
didn't think any one would notice
2006-10-19 06:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one.
2006-10-19 01:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny ^_^
2006-10-19 03:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋