A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three huge, leather-suited men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-*** naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused -- he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
Then the drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good. In fact, she's the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies turn to him to see what he's going to do now, but the biker still says nothing.
Still not getting a rise out of the biker, the drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
The biker's buddies are about to get up and pound the drunk with or without the victim of this tirade but he holds them back.
He finally stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says, "You're drunk, Grandpa! Go home!"
2006-10-18 18:49:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know just the person I am going to send this one too. They will die laughing. They are a biker.
2006-10-22 05:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very funny.
2006-10-18 21:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....seriously hilarious...hahaha........helll i wanted to beat the guy too...lol......too funny....haha....let's keep grandpa AWAY from the booze shall we...lol
2006-10-19 01:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....sad to say....reminds me of my Grandpa!....Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-18 18:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha i love that one, i'm gunna tell it to my friends lol
2006-10-18 18:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Erikawithasmile 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL didn't see that one comin!!
2006-10-18 19:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!
2006-10-18 18:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha! love it!
2006-10-18 18:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋