A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
At the beginning of the sermon he put four worms into four separate jars.
The first worm was put Into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put Into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
2006-10-18 18:40:18 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!! That so funny!!
2006-10-18 18:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....i think she missed the point...but she sure has a good one too huh
2006-10-22 02:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. heard it but it's still funny
2006-10-19 15:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah that picture is my desktop background
oh i would die
2006-10-19 01:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by Artist Formally Known As Prince 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dew Drop- I love your jokes!! Keep em comin!! Thanks for the laugh
2006-10-19 12:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny.
2006-10-19 01:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
so true...thanks..you have a great day...sire.. :-)
2006-10-19 02:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋