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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

2006-10-18 18:37:36 · 19 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

lol...thanks for the cute jokes..think i have learned some wise thoughts from your jokes... :-)

2006-10-18 19:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

hmmmm 2 points

2006-10-19 01:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by yourbartenderintx 2 · 0 0

Hahaha. Good one.

2006-10-19 04:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1 0

Ok this one im giving to my son! LMAO

2006-10-22 02:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 1 0

good one
how do you circumcise a whale????
A..send down four skin divers

2006-10-19 06:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Snip! Snip!!

2006-10-19 01:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 1 0

LMAO. funny, cute funny

2006-10-19 15:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha! That is sooooooooooooo cute!

2006-10-19 01:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1 0

LMAO! Me likey that one!

2006-10-19 01:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 2 0

good one

2006-10-19 01:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by gallow 5 · 1 0

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