Attorney: What gear were you in at the point of impact. Wittness: Gucci,Sweats,and Nikes Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken. Wittness:Can you repeat the question. Attorney:Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it untill the next morning. Doctor:did you actually pass the bar exam. Attorney:doctor how may autopsys have you performed on dead people. Doctor:all of my autopsy's are performed on dead people. Attorney:So the date of conception(of the baby) was Aug 11th. Wittness:Yes Attorney: What were you doing at that time. Wittness. Uh- - - - - -
2006-10-18 17:12:27 · 5 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Death to all lawyers! Am I right, GG? %$#@^& bloodsuckers.
2006-10-18 23:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Wiley 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Attorneys just aren't as smart as they would have us think.
Yes it is hilarious.
2006-10-19 00:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How much an hour am I paying for this?
2006-10-19 01:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!!!
2006-10-19 01:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol........dumb lawyers....
2006-10-19 01:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋