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i slipped and fell. My razor cut from the back of my knee cap all the way up to my eyelid....i have no skin cuz my dog ate it all....she took it and ran outside with it and swallowed it....now my friends hate me and my mom is thinking of killing me.......what should i do???

2006-10-18 16:26:38 · 14 answers · asked by Audrey 1 in Beauty & Style Skin & Body Tattoos

14 answers

Go peacefully. The little alien men won't hurt you.

2006-10-18 16:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1 0

This is a hard one 2 believe lol but if it happened I guess U gotta bring your dog 2 the vet cause there's no other way 2 get the razor out it needs 2 be operated on poor doggy.Good Luck

2006-10-18 16:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by sugarbdp1 6 · 0 0

Did you find a band-aid big enough to cover you wound? Good luck with that. Next time don't use a machete to shave.

2006-10-18 18:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by SJ_Girl 3 · 0 0

You should start eating pieces of your skin like Hanibel.

2006-10-18 16:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 3 · 0 0

this is a great joke if your telling it to stupid people but its an easy way to get two points. Think you should come back to reality though.

2006-10-18 16:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by osito 3 · 1 0

Hmmmmmmm.......Stay Off Drugs?

2006-10-18 16:32:23 · answer #6 · answered by Patrix 1 · 2 0

you have no skin??? that is kinda impossible to be alive if u have no skin because ur dog ate it

2006-10-18 16:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

make up a better story

2006-10-19 04:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by dizzy76 3 · 0 0

what the heck? from your knee cap to your eye? ouch. sorry about that. :(

2006-10-18 16:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by BWW 3 · 0 1

Take your meds.

2006-10-18 16:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by Good Times, Happy Times... 4 · 1 0

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