A women is pregnant with triplets her husband get mad because she doesnt want to get an abortion and shoots her in the stomach three time. this causes her to go into labor and all three kids came out wiht no apparent problem. there was two girls and a boy. 16 years later one of the girls goes to her mom and says''mom! i just pissed out a bullet''. so mom tells her about waht happened 16 years ago. A couple hours later the other girl goes to her mom and says,''mom! i just pissed out a bullet''. so the mom tells her what happened 16 years ago. a little while later the boy comes to his mom and sha says''let me guess you pissed out a bullet?'' he says'' no i was jacking off and i shot the dog''
2006-10-18 16:04:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa.
I don't think I've laughed this hard in weeks. Where did you hear this?!?!
2006-10-18 16:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by iLoveHugs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, simply amazing!
please email me the site from where you got the joke!
I thought it may be the riddle!
2006-10-18 23:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Trish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was one of the coolest jokes i've ever heard dude u officially rule.
2006-10-18 23:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by brown19beautie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-10-19 00:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by hangychha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, kinda grosses me out
2006-10-18 23:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-10-18 23:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool old joke
2006-10-19 06:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats sweet.
2006-10-18 23:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one
2006-10-18 23:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by ThEoNeAnDoNlY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-10-20 10:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋