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2006-10-18 15:54:44 · 9 answers · asked by phillyfan11 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
warning! the most stupidest joke u have ever heard:
whats green and has wheels???
the grass i lied about the wheels
2006-10-18 15:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The
cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of
the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather
fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The
king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your
butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so
he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in
laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why
did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I
couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-10-19 07:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by fat_arse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a priest and a minister on the side of a road. There was a sign that said, "Beware! The end is near!"
A man drove past them and said, "You religious freaks! Get a real job!" After that, he turned a corner and the priest and minister heard a big splash. "Do you think," said the minister, "that we should just write "the bridge is out?"
2006-10-18 23:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is a somewhat racist, so this is just a warning if this kinda thing makes you mad. not ment to reflect my feelings, i just think it is quite funny
one day a man was driving to work, and on the side of the street he sees a priest with smoke billowing out of his car. the man thinks to himself "i better help this guy out, it would be the right thing to do". so he pulls over and gives the priest a ride. the man keeps driving, and later on he sees a black person on the side of the road, he starts aiming for the black person but then relizes that there is a priest in the car and he wouldn't like that. as he drives by the black guy he hears a THUNK, KA-THUNK, THUNK. he says to the priest "what the he*l was that?!!?" and the priest replies "you missed that ****er with the car so i hit him with the door"
2006-10-19 01:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by sugerfreektj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Micheal Jackson, Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake were on a helocopter, Micheal Jackson threw down 1,000 dollars, and he said, "I just made 1 person happy". THen, Britney dropped $2,000, and she said, "I made 2 people happy". Then Justin pushed Micheal Jackson off the hellocopter, and he said"I just made half the world Happy"!!!!!
Lol it's funny....I hope you like it!!
2006-10-18 23:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by You're My Wonderwall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. then enjoyed the usual hotdog 'n beer. at the end of the game the guy asked his girlfriend, "so how did you like the game?" and she replied, "well it was good, i just don't understand why they're killing each other over a quarter." puzzled, the guy asks "well what do you mean?" and the girl answers "well at the beginning of the game they flipped a quarter, and one team got it, and for the rest of the game everyone kept yelling 'GET THE QUARTER-BACK, GET THE QUARTER-BACK!!!"
kinda stupid. but its one of my favorites.
2006-10-18 23:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by soccer loser0903 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You heard about the blonde snorting sweet and low.......she thought it was diet coke
the deffintion of a blonde???
a red head with the fire f@@ked out of her
2006-10-18 23:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Psycmixer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then he pushed Brittney out to make the rest of the world happy!
2006-10-18 23:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
-----Artificial intelligence!!!
2006-10-18 23:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by Walking Contradiction 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋