An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrong with me. My dick is orange."
The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. He has no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently painted anything orange.
The old man said "No."
The Dr. thinks for a minute and then asks the guy if he has recently been exposed to any chemicals at work.
The old man said "No, I'm retired."
The Dr. then asks the guy if he could have been working with any
chemicals in his garage.
The old man replied "No Dr., I told you, I'm retired. All I do is sit
around all day, watch pornos and eat Cheetos...
2006-10-18 14:49:23 · 30 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
****= my pen-is
2006-10-18 14:50:10 · update #1
Funny joke
And way to go old man, viagra isn't just for couples i guess
2006-10-18 14:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Beef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny But,
goes to show how nasty
old men really are
he didn't even take a shower
before he went to the Dr.
2006-10-18 22:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by StillSxe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Great one!
Now I wonder how many cheeto eating ppl are going to suddenly take a peek downstairs. ;)
2006-10-20 00:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was fine.The joke was misleading till the last line. Good thinking
2006-10-18 22:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like the joke funny and clever and I like that joke it is filled with humor.
2006-10-18 21:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by high_metamorph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one, but a good one.... enjoy the rest of your night.
2006-10-18 22:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Couple of Cents 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-18 21:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by heath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha H a:)
2006-10-18 22:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
muahahahahahaha that's the greatest, hehe it made me shed a tear too :') â¥
2006-10-18 23:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's it.. i told my doctor not to spread that around, now he made a joke of it!
2006-10-18 22:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by mernieinc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋