A blond guy, a brunnette guy and a red head guy take their girlfriends on a triple date to a resturant. The brunnette guy say to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey!" She says awww your sweet! The red head thinks man that guys good, so he says to his girlfriend, "Pass the sugar, sugar!" Shes says Awww I love you! The blond guy thinks wow they are good, so he says to his girlfriend, "Pass the pork, pig!"
2006-10-18 14:29:51 · 28 answers · asked by Emma 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, you can answer if you want...
2006-10-18 14:31:54 · update #1
thanks i read it online! i finally found a joke about a blond guy being dumb! ps ima brunnette? (is that how you spell brunnette?!)
2006-10-19 14:49:21 · update #2
Lets not pick on blondes today
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."
The doctor says,
"Well, tell me your symptoms."
"Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts
(touching nose),
when I touch my leg it hurts
(touching leg),
when I touch my arm it hurts
(touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!" she said.
The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said,
"Did you used to be a blonde?"
The brunette said, "Why yes!"
The doctor said, "Your finger's broken."
2006-10-18 15:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Niceee. I've never heard a joke about a blonde GUY being stupid. So I'm definitely lovin this one!
2006-10-18 22:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by That One Chick 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
jeesh the endless persecution of blonds. sokay I'm a brunette and I suspect many blonds to be hiding bleach ........... anyway that was kinda funny.
2006-10-18 21:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by Grev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and I thought blonde jokes only involved women
2006-10-18 22:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by spacecase 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! How Funny!
2006-10-18 21:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by Tay04 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was funny and rude!!! At the same ime :P
2006-10-18 21:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Cooly Girl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cixelsyd ma I
2006-10-18 22:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA nice one
2006-10-18 21:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
harty har har
2006-10-19 02:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny!!! lol
2006-10-18 22:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by BaBy PopN' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋