Funny&Clean Pleasee!!!
2006-10-18 14:20:39 · 10 answers · asked by chargirl. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me and I always will be
yes i realize this is not a Q&A joke
2006-10-18 14:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one ocean say to the next ocean?
Nothing it just waved.
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner
What’s green, has six legs, 26 balls and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?
A snooker table
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Tell you tomorrow
What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A township
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts
2006-10-18 14:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by Beef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found a collection.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
2006-10-18 15:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for two hours?
Beacause it said concentrate.
2006-10-18 14:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by heath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. here ya go..
Why did the chicken cross the playground???
To get to the other SLIDE!!!
2006-10-18 14:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by hickchick010365 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
2006-10-18 16:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you see many blonde tap dancers?
They keep falling into the sink.
2006-10-18 14:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by potterlike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the caterpillar cross the road.............is was stuck to the chicken (from my son Gabe age 4)
2006-10-18 14:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by Dino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the playground????????????????? TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE
2006-10-18 16:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by that b puss 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No
2006-10-18 14:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by BDP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋