this vanqulist ( you know guy with the little dummy sitting on his lap) he is traveling thru the old west . he meets an old indian man sitting by side of the road.with his dog and cat he think's I'll have some fun with the old man. he ask the old indian if he ever talks to his dog . the old man says hump dog no talk . so the van says sure they do so he ask the dog how does the old man treats you . the dogs says he feeds me takes good care of me . the old indinan says hump dog no talk. the van says well what about your cat . indian says hump cat no talk . the van says sure he does . so he ask the cat how is your day going . the cat says that dammed dog keeps chasing me . old man says hump cat no talk . sure what about your sheep there. the old man says dont belive sheep sheep lies
2006-10-18 14:07:05 · 10 answers · asked by vinel10 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK this is for joke's and rittle ???? right well it's a dammed joke
2006-10-18 14:15:12 · update #1
and what is your question?
2006-10-18 14:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by SnootyBanana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word is "ventriloquist" and it is a pretty good joke. Your spacing, punctuation and spelling make it hard to understand, however.
2006-10-18 16:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by idiot detector 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
van lies more than sheep
2006-10-18 14:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, he doesn't want sheep to talk cause sheep will tell on him!!! soo funny
2006-10-18 14:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't make sense, so it's not funny.
2006-10-18 15:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny.
2006-10-18 15:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it
2006-10-18 14:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by curiouslover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get can you say it again please and thank you for the two points
2006-10-18 15:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by theeblondeone@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-10-18 16:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋