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If a chicken and a half, could lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged grasshopper to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle??

2006-10-18 13:59:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

dill pickles don't have seeds

2006-10-18 14:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is truly funny. This is not the way that I have heard this joke but this is great.

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg an a half, how long would it take a one legged rooster to shingle a outhouse with potato chips.

2006-10-18 14:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0 0

a chicken can't lay 1/2 an egg

2006-10-18 14:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0 0

It couldn't jump and kick out seeds at the same time.

2006-10-18 14:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by AnnA 1 · 0 0

as long as it would take a centipede to eat all the seeds in a watermelon

2006-10-18 14:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0 0

a day and a half

2006-10-18 14:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by dimplez23 3 · 0 0

Never.

2006-10-18 14:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0 0

36 days.......seen it before.

2006-10-18 16:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by chilli 4 · 0 0

thanks for that huge laugh. I cracked up on that one.

2006-10-18 19:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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