Like, yo mamma so fat when you pet her she bleed bacon gease!
yo mamma so poor when people brake inher house they leave her money!
yo mamma teeth so yellow when she drink water it turn into lemonade!
2006-10-18 12:55:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder!
Yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean.
Yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Color TV she asked me...'Which color?'
Yo mama so stupid she brought wood to the movie “Saw”.
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo mama so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
Yo mama so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers.
Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
Yo mama so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery!
Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo mama so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.
Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide & Seek only cuz I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon.... and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat her picture is heavy.
Yo mama so fat she don’t take pictures, she take posters.
Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo mama so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
Yo mama so fat when you pet her, she bleeds bacon grease.
Yo mama so fat when she entered in a fat contest, she won first, second, and third place.
Yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals.'
Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they don’t have to see her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard her Father first met her at the Zoo.
Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Yo mama so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she drink water it turn into lemonade.
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles everybody slows down.
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach glows.
Yo mama so hair she got afro’s on her nipples.
2006-10-19 12:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lil Red 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 10:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat, shes got stretch marks on her fingernails!
Yo mamma so slutty, before giving birth they put a condom on her son so he wouldn't catch an STD!
Yo mamma so ugly, her *** traded places with her face!
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tells her own kids "Yo mamma jokes!"
Yo mamma so skinny, the crackheads try to feed her.
Yo mamma so stupid, she studied for her HIV test!
Yo mammas house stinks so much, the landfill had to get away from the smell!
Yo mamma's such a dumb slut, the only test she passed was for Syphilis.
2006-10-18 13:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat her scale read her phone number.
Yo mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
Yo mama is so dumb that when she filled out her job aplication, her education was Hooked On Phonics
Yo mama is so hairy that she got afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so ugly she had to trick-or-treat on the phone
Yo mama is fat that when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Yo mama is so fat that Bill Gates couldnt even pay for her liposuction.
2006-10-18 15:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by ed the bed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so dumb she put on make up to make up her mind!
Yo momma so fat that when she wore yellow people thought sun fell from the sky.
Yo momma is so fat that the elephants started singing "We are family, even though your fatter than me."
Well thats all I wanna say for now
2006-10-18 13:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually is this one
Yo Momma so fat that when she went to the hopital the had to use a Pickup truck
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dissed
not to u
2006-10-18 16:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by ima noun :] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat,she went to mcdonalds and tripped over wendy's and fell on top of burger king
2006-10-18 23:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they tols her, "Sorry, we don't do curtians.
Yo mama like a scooter- everbody ridin' her but nobody admitting it.
yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!".
2006-10-18 13:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Aimee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she step on the scale and it said to be continued
2006-10-18 12:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by Nirra 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so big when she goes in the woods big foot wants to take a picture of her
2006-10-18 13:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Worley 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋