A duck goes into a bar and asks the landlord''have you got any bread?The landlord answers ''no we dont sell bread this is a pub''.The duck says ''have you got any bread''? The landlord says ''I told you we are a pub, we sell beer whats wrong with you''? The duck says ''have you got any bread''?The landlord says ''if you dont stop this I will nail your beak to the f''king bar''.The duck says ''have you got any nails''? the landlord says ''no I havent''.The duck says''have you got any bread''?!!!!!!!
2006-10-18 12:25:07 · 16 answers · asked by green_ballin_23 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give me a thumbs up if it is good
2006-10-18 12:27:37 · update #1
ha ha ha ha ha!!! stubborn duck!
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2006-10-18 12:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one and I gave you a thumbs up. Damn duck anyway. Why didn't the bartender just hand him a dollar bill and say this is all the bread I've got?
2006-10-18 19:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You sure got a thumbs up from me. If I could give you more than just one, I would do that. This is so precious. I will have to remember this one to tell my daughters...Thanks for the laugh...
2006-10-18 21:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a thumbs up. I liked the joke. I love a good laugh. :)
2006-10-18 19:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by mik 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HEY,that is an insult to all ducks!!!
but it is kind of funny!
2006-10-18 19:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes you can certainly have a thumbs up, that has cheered me up lots.
2006-10-18 19:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good job i like ducks cuz they go wak wak
2006-10-18 20:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by bloodredslasher 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all i can say is,if you told me to grade you,id give you a 10! LOL!
2006-10-18 19:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by . 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well I've heard it before but it was still good :)
2006-10-18 20:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Christina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha i get it. "duck"! huhuhuhu.... two thumbs up
2006-10-18 20:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by Stan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋