Please accept the Magic Soul Fairy into your heart! If your soul is clean you shall be touched by My Wingedness and taken into the Soul Fairy Kingdom. If you do not receive the Word of the Soul Fairy and keep a clean soul then you will not be saved.
2006-10-18 12:10:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Soul Fairy shall not be mocked.
FSM lives down the street in Parody Estates, a gated community within our Kingdom.
2006-10-18 12:21:05 · update #1
I had better things to do.
2006-10-18 12:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by GG Alan Alda 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I bow to you sweet Soul Fairy. My soul is spotless so I shall expect to be transported to the Kingdom shortly. Please have a place waiting for me, for I shall need comfort, peace, joy, happpiness and love to sustain me for all time......that means he'll be waiting, is that right love? Hope so as I am pure as the driven snow and deserve a champion to love me...........
2006-10-18 12:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i resist a magical soul fairy ?
no way lol
too cute
2006-10-18 12:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by Peace 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thou art only a pretender to the glory that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! You will feel the wrath of His noodly appendage!
ARRRR!
2006-10-18 12:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Eldritch 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid to, but I gotta ask...what is Fairy Hell like?
2006-10-18 12:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did you get out of your straight jacket? Those nice young men in their clean white coats are coming to take you away!!
2006-10-18 12:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I DENY ALL THAT IS NOT REAL .
Appear at my door at 7:18 and I will believe .
2006-10-18 12:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should I ever renounce Tankianism (not likely, though) I will certainly give MSF all due consideration.
:-)
2006-10-18 12:13:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My heart is open wide to you master. What should I call myself?
2006-10-18 12:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by jfc21980 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't recall saying that I wanted to be saved....did I miss something?
2006-10-18 12:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That ain't nothing but some mess. Keep it to yourself.
2006-10-18 12:13:04 · answer #11 · answered by Singingmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋