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yesterday io was mowing my lawn my mower bit me....i dont no how but i guess it bit me and then drank my last beer... when i woke up the next morning the lawn mower and the restr of my garden tools where looking me in the eye and then the shovel went crazy and bit my nose off how to i prevent my gardeing tools from biting me and what hospitals treak rabies from lawn mowers

2006-10-18 11:36:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

I know the feeling - I'm being harassed by a dirty hoe right now

2006-10-18 11:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny, try laying off the beer for a while. Check yourself in somewhere and get help.

2006-10-18 18:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by vancie121 4 · 0 0

Wow! That must have been very frightening for you! I would stay away from all tools for a while until you get it figured out. RUN if you still can!!

2006-10-18 18:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tracy O 2 · 0 0

that was the stupidest thing i have ever read in my life and i have reAD SOME PRETTY STUPID sHiTTT before so maybe try growing up a little i bet ur older then me too so ya u really need to grow up adn quit being immature

2006-10-18 18:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by lovxux4ever1 2 · 0 0

Perhaps you should move into a new place. One with padded rooms and a straight jacket perhaps??

2006-10-18 18:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by twelvegrains4 2 · 0 0

Hey man, you aren't supposed to eat those mushrooms that you find in the yard.

2006-10-18 18:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by firestud2829 4 · 0 0

OMG!!!! i had the same thing happen to me....now i'm being chased by angry peguins....BEWARE LOL!!!!
**ps people i am just playing i do not have mental issues lolololololol

2006-10-18 18:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by skateboard_s_1 2 · 1 0

That's some damn good acid, 'eh?

2006-10-18 18:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

use scizzors next time.

2006-10-18 18:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by NYC-BIGCAT 5 · 0 0

damn that is some good dope huh

2006-10-18 19:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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