A TYPICAL MAN married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding he laid down the following rules....
"I'll be home when I want....if I want....and when I want....and I don't expect any hassel from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise.....I'll go huntin, fishin, golfin, boozin and card playing when I want, with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. These are my rules - any comment???"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me....Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night - whether you're here or not!".
2006-10-18 11:29:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOTE TO 'raymondsmyname'.....I haven't a problem but you do in the questions you ask on Yahoo......silly little schoolgirl asking stupid questions!!!
'raymondsmyname' - strange name for a girl??????
2006-10-18 11:59:48 · update #1
Brilliant!!!!!!!!! I wish every girl would say that to every guy that talks to her that way!!! Good one!!!
2006-10-18 12:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Martini5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-10-18 18:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by snukt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-18 18:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one.
2006-10-18 18:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha!
2006-10-18 18:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by *itz me!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, what did bully boy make of that??
2006-10-18 18:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was good
2006-10-18 18:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA THATS FUUUNNNYY
2006-10-18 19:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u don't have a love life do u. thats why u make these stupid jokes...to ease your pain. haha
other thatn that, it was funny
2006-10-18 18:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Rayyhol♥ 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
copycat
2006-10-19 03:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋