a little bird was flying in a feild on a cold day the bird was cold and unhappy. When a big cow shat on the bird making him very happy because he was warm so the bird started to sing. Then a big cat walked in the field herd the bird singing ran up and bit his head off
The morral to the story is that not every time you get s**t on it is a bad thing and if your happy don,t shout about it to much because some one might bite your head off
2006-10-18 11:26:06 · 11 answers · asked by catherine_brly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...not
2006-10-18 11:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
But 'to bite someones head off' is not supposed to be taken as literally as a cat biting a birds head off. It means someone getting verbally angry with someone else.
2006-10-18 18:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Simon K 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's the matter with people??
That was funny!
I liked it Catherine and I give you a Thumbs Up!
2006-10-22 15:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a cool moral!! the people on here with nothing nice to say really shouldnt say anything at all and should keep their nasty opinions to themselves!!
2006-10-18 21:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are 4 types of jokes:Common Class,Comedian,Made Up,OK.That made a 5th type:Dog Crap.
2006-10-18 18:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I dont think this should be in Jokes an Riddles. I think it should be in the Stupid and Retard section. Better luck next time.
2006-10-18 18:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Pea-ness 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hmmmmmmm
2006-10-19 03:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice moral!!
2006-10-18 19:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thanks, i never leave a bad comment about someones joke. you can't please everyone but you made me laugh, thanks.
2006-10-18 18:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok.
2006-10-18 21:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋