There was this couple who had been married for 50yrs.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married 50yrs."
"Yeah" she replied, "Just think, 50yrs ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know", the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds 50yrs ago."
"Well," Granny sniggered, "What do you say.....should we get naked?"
So the two of them stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know honey, the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50yrs ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised" replies Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge!!!"
2006-10-18 11:24:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one again fidgety.
Did you hear about the elderly couple who were lying in bed one night.The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said"You used to hold my hand when we were courting"
Wearily he reached across,held her hand for a moment and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said:"Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated,he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said:"Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my bloody teeth!"
2006-10-18 12:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
this joke is about the same thing only better
a couple has been married 50 years and they went to a cafe
at that cafe 50 years ago they had made sweet love on the fence in the back so they go do it again they lean against the fence they both start shaking and moaning after 10 minutes the women said oh that was the best omg wanna do it again next yeah and then he said no and she said why and he said because that's an electric fence
2006-10-18 11:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-18 11:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha omg LMAO.
very funny
2006-10-18 11:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, the joys of getting older! Good joke!
2006-10-18 11:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute & way to go it wasn't r rated, & you can still be Hot and heavy after that many years!
2006-10-18 11:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Audrey W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me chuckle out loud, that became sooooo humorous, thank you for cheering me up, have a famous person...desire i might desire to offer you greater stars...awesome, like it, would be telling everybody that one at artwork the following day
2016-10-02 10:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by elidia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats a good one
2006-10-18 12:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by good advice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That's so funny. I was crying from laughing so hard.
2006-10-18 11:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao!!! aaahhh the joys of gravity!! its true what they say though..."men age like wine, while women age like milk!!"
2006-10-18 14:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋