a husband and wife were sitting..?

Question

a man and wife were sitting watching t.v when the husband says"I fancy a bag of peanuts so i might go the shop and get some" the wife says"oh no u wont i know u and u will go the pub on the way back" the man promises not to go pub and makes his way to shop. he is about to walk past pub but suddenly finds himself inside thinking one drink wont hurt. he purchses a bag of snails whilst in there. 4 hrs later he makes way home.as soon as he reaches his pathway he trips and drops all the snails his wife hears him and opens door at this point the man is saying"now come lads we are nearly there" and tutts to his wife

Answer 1

there is no question people ITS A JOKE. thanks for the laugh.

i get it and i think its funny

Answer 2

What kinda bar in English-speaking countries sells bags of snails???

Answer 3

sorry but i dont get the question. I think he said that so it would look like he was waiting for the snails and everyone knows they are slow

Answer 4

At least you've had the chance to come out of your shell!

Answer 5

Me thinks you need to get out more

Answer 6

I get the joke but it's not really funny, sorry

Answer 7

so pubs sell bags of snails now !!!

hellooooooo!!!

Answer 8

And then what?
Oh is that it?
So whats the point?

Answer 9

Sorry Emma. It didn't tickle the old funny bone. Thanks for the effort though. C x

Answer 10

i dont get this ine either..4th one in a row