doctor." "Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the computer will give you your diagnosis and plan of treatment."
The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he took a sample of urine down to the drugstore. Finding the machine, he poured in the urine and deposited $10. The machine began to buzz and various lights flashed on and off. After a short pause, a slip of paper popped out on which was printed:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks.
That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed together some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he masturbated into the jar. He took this concoction down to the drugstore, poured it in the machine and deposited $10. The machine went through the same buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following message:
Your tap water has lead. Get a filter.
Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins.
Your daughter is on drugs. Get her in rehab.
Your wife is pregnant. It's not your baby. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off your tennis elbow will never get better.
2006-10-18 11:01:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was pretty freakin funny :)
2006-10-18 11:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by jasam4ever08 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a lil' bit gross but I would use it becuz the doctor would take 4ever 2 tell u wutz wrong and he or she wouldn't B so honest 2 tell u that u need a lawyer!!!! The joke is really funny !!!!!
2006-10-18 11:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by alwayscurious09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Funny, Funny.
2006-10-18 11:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow the machine can tell he's the same guy with tennis elbow???
It's ok, but I heard it before.
I'd rather go to a doctor than a machine, though. It's more personal.
2006-10-18 11:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
thats funny i like that joke
2006-10-18 11:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it is still one of my favorite jokes!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-18 11:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH LMAO FUNNY YES I WIL USE IT.
2006-10-18 11:07:12 · answer #7 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"thats hilarious", he said in a very sarcastic voice.
2006-10-18 11:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love this joke :)
2006-10-18 11:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by HiKo73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"that's funny right there i don't care who you are"
2006-10-18 11:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by alaskarattlesnake 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋