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Would they piss in their burkas and run for the dunes? I am just a simple deist. I am just curious.

2006-10-18 10:58:36 · 27 answers · asked by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Probably the same thing some of the Jew's did when Jesus died on the cross. Fell on their knees and prayed for forgivness!! ;)

2006-10-18 11:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet 4 · 2 1

Great question!

Why did Jesus go to Synagogue if he wasn't a Jew?

What is a soul? I know what a sole is.

"the" Bible? No such thing. Many Bibles, all different.


Please consider these tidbits:

Jews for Jesus = Vegetarians for Hamburgers

God? He or She?

Church? Christianity? Jesus? Dying?

What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?

Does Imacculate Conception have anything to do with "VIRGIN BIRTH"?

Google Imacculate Conception and learn that is NOT.

What else do you falsely believe?

Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .

If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.

Can Gods die?

If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?

Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?

No Eternal sacrifice, big deal for a day!

If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.

If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!

Life after death is like virginity after childbirth.

If the flesh of Jesus died, what was seen walking and talking on Sunday?

If you believe this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to believe it too to validate you.

Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.

Believing and not thinking is like choosing to be lost.

P.S.


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"Inter faeces et urinam nascimur" St. Augustine (be humble)

2006-10-18 18:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus wasn't known for his hatred and intolerance so why should the Muslims "run for the dunes"?

People who use Jesus' name in hatred should be the ones scared. I don't think He likes judging others and spewing hate in His name.

2006-10-18 18:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 1 1

i think serah s has it right. "every knee shall bow and every tongue will proclaim that Jesus is Lord."

and Jesus himself said that there would be "wailing and gnashing of teeth"

its a sure bet there's going to be a lot of unhappy people when the Lord returns. but there will be a lot of happy ones too---i'm going to be in the happy crowd.

2006-10-18 18:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They might join the 144,000 Jews who preach to the rest of the World when they are left behind, until after the 7 year war.

2006-10-18 18:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by thewordofgodisjesus 5 · 0 1

Why would they run for the dunes? He is one of their prophets, they also believe he will return for judgement day they would rejoice at his coming.

2006-10-18 18:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by jakeybird2000 2 · 1 0

Probably the same thing they're doing now.

By the way; Muslims are deists to from what I understand that term to mean.

2006-10-18 18:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by Crossroads Keeper 5 · 0 2

They'd probably scream like little girls, and run like crazy to the nearest bush and/or hole in the ground. But Jesus won't be visiting us anytime soon, so right now they're probably too busy bombing train stations and airports to be thinking about that...

2006-10-18 18:02:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

you all make it sound like jesus will kill muslims or is vengeful

i thought he talked about loving your neighbor and treating others as you'd want them to treat you? if you really did believe in jesus and didnt just try to pass it off as being "good christians", id think you wouldn't ask/answer in such terrible ways. my question isn't what the muslims would do if jesus came back, my question is what would YOU do if jesus came back, all of you who sit here and make fun of someone else's beliefs, but then get mad when someone makes fun of yours?

2006-10-18 18:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by abc 5 · 1 2

Those who are still here when he comes will know that he is the Christ...every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is the Christ.

2006-10-18 18:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Ya'at'eeh 2 · 0 0

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