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Even if you've sold your brain to science (and can still type) how did you spend the money?

2006-10-18 10:28:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

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i spent the money buying a new clever smart brain to replace the stupid brain i sold!!!!!

2006-10-19 11:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My mom tells me she sold my brain to science years ago, and what I have now is a refurbished one bought on sale at the Body Shop. The body shop is where you buy new or used body parts when your own are worn out or broken. I never saw any of the money. ***** probably gambled it away.

2006-10-18 17:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your picture looks like there is a hole in your head, so you must be speaking from experience. You see, when you are mentally retarded, like you, from not having a brain to sell, then you get jealous of those that do have brains. Yours, would be, hmmm, I bet worth
10cents, if people want a hole in the head. Otherwise, if I could sell my brain, I wouldn't because I need it to think. But, I realize that you do not know these things. I am sorry.

2006-10-18 17:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by shardf 5 · 0 1

Bought a new one on the AIM (Alternative Intelligence Market) but product quality was inferior as it didn't make the FTSE (**** That Synapses Excluded).

Would spend the profit if there were any on Cryogenic freezing to protect my (dodgy) investment.

2006-10-18 17:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sponge Bob Square Pants 1 · 0 0

Wow, looks like you need a new brain. You should try growing one sometime. It'll be good for ya. ;)

2006-10-18 17:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lost, X-Files, CSI and Angel boxsets.

Smarties, MnMs, Jelly Tots

A big telly to watch them on and a comfy bed to lie on!!

2006-10-18 17:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stephen hawking had my brain, bless him, i didn't charge him too much either and i spent the money on my latest invention, I can't speak about it yet neither can stephen so thats good my secrets safe.

2006-10-18 17:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0 0

Don't be silly.

But I will do that soon, in fact I'll be first. I've booked a full head and body transplant. On ebay.

2006-10-18 17:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0 0

New brain for sale. One careful female owner, as new hardly used! :-)

- OK i'll get me coat....

2006-10-18 18:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I got mine from Curry's. It needs a bit of adjust-Hatstand.

2006-10-18 18:02:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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