"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I your thinking.Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, its very hard, and its got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cried. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!" he said with a smile.
2006-10-18 10:27:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think its funny. But some say somethings wrong with me. Whoever figures out what web site this joke came from they will get the best answer.
Hint: its starts with jokes and ends in .net
2006-10-18 10:51:20 · update #1
Nope karissa.
heres another hint: its on the home page of google if you have a home page on there.
2006-10-18 11:27:13 · update #2
Good ole Jonny... Gotta luv em
2006-10-18 10:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. When I first heard it as a child in the 1950's he had his hand in his pocket and said ' I'm holding something about three inches long and stiff with a red tip', this eventually being a matchstick.
2006-10-18 10:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love those Johnny jokes!
2006-10-18 10:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by wyldfyr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the point in sticking the first paragraph on? its supposed to be : Jhonny and Jimmy were sitting with there parents at breakfast , Jhonny says , "Mum can i please have some ******* eggs?" The father gets up and shouts the son never to swear and tellls him to go to his room , hes grounded. The mother says "so jimmy what do you want?" "well i don't want f***ing eggs thats for sure"
2016-05-22 00:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the way the teacher was describing the fruits were disgusting and I do think it was funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
2006-10-18 10:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny...johnnyjokes.net
2006-10-18 11:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by ~*The Show Must Go On*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. i like your thinking.
2006-10-18 10:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
veeeeeeeeeery funny lol
2006-10-18 10:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i was expecting somthing sick oh and i like ur thinking
2006-10-18 10:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2006-10-18 10:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by allie937 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋