Miracle of Toilet Paper???

Question

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts
are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts.


How long will this take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man!

Answer 1

That was classic!

Answer 2

A woman who has normal blonde moments leaves work early on the suspicion her husband is cheating on her. She stops at a friends and takes a gun and puts it in her purse. Sure enough when she gets to the house and opens the door he's naked with another woman on the bed.
She proceeds to pull the gun out and point it at the man.
MAN: Honey, I can explain- it's not what it looks like.
Suddenly the woman starts feeling all kinds of guilt, like maybe I drove him away, maybe it's something *I* did and she points the gun at her own head.
MAN: Honey! Stop! Think about what you're doing!
Woman: "Shut up! YOU'RE NEXT!"

Answer 3

never heard it before really funny!! will be telling it in the morning

Answer 4

That's funny!

Answer 5

heard that one before, but silly

Answer 6

funnnnnnny