when his hand caught fire
2006-10-18 09:56:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pinnochio only realised that he was made of wood when he started to P like a fountain and was diagnosed with a severe case of woodworm...........
2006-10-18 10:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by amyirmanmamansoaam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-10-18 20:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! But skin can melt too, but it'll just be a gloopy slosh.
2006-10-18 10:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooner or later Pinocchio got here to Gepetto with a topic. "each time I incredibly have intercourse with my lady buddy, she gets splinters. What can i do approximately this?" "have you ever tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to purpose it. "Pinnochio," pronounced Gepetto some weeks later. "How is the subject determining alongside with your lady buddy "lady buddy?" pronounced Pinnochio. "Who desires a woman buddy once you have sandpaper
2016-10-19 23:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it matter now that I made him into a fire place log?
2006-10-18 11:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wooden he have found out anyway? HaHa
2006-10-19 09:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was when a Woodpecker tried to eat his male appendage?
2006-10-18 10:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Booooooooooo!!!!
2006-10-18 10:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When his girlfriend got splinters in her mouth.
2006-10-18 10:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by malcy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-18 10:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋